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2018-06-21 - Not Important enough
2018-06-21 - Stupid White People
2018-06-21 - Betty
2018-06-16 - Conversion Scale
2018-06-16 - Ask me?
2018-06-15 - The final last straw
2018-06-09 - Commercial Breaks
2018-06-09 - Untrustworthy
2018-06-05 - Degenerate Art
2018-06-05 - 1st response
2018-06-04 - Monkeys
2018-06-04 - Offers
2018-06-04 - Boxing Day
2018-06-04 - Skill
2018-06-04 - I Ain't Got No Cigarettes
2018-05-25 - Acting Childish
2018-05-24 - My hat in the ring
2018-05-24 - Cover Your Ears
2018-05-24 - Nice shot asshole
2018-05-16 - Adam Gorham Sucks
2018-05-16 - The doctor came over and my family stood by.
2018-05-16 - Beating that dead horse
2018-05-16 - Almost a whole month
2018-05-09 - While Rome burns
2018-05-09 - Spin a web, any size.
2018-05-09 - AN OPEN LETTER TO KANYE WEST:
2018-05-09 - La la la Latinas
2018-05-09 - POSSIBLE TITLES OF UPCOMING FACEBOOK RANTS
2018-05-09 - A little miffed
2018-05-01 - My Mutant name is Pyro
2018-05-01 - If the kids are retarded
2018-05-01 - NO WALKING DEAD SPOILERS
2018-05-01 - The Hole Country
2018-04-12 - All that Jazz
2018-04-09 - Useless scraps of paper
2018-04-09 - Gun Crazy
2018-04-04 - Catholic Guilt
2018-03-27 - Put the cork in the bunghole
2018-03-27 - The Clean Up
2018-03-27 - REASON #382 WHY THERE IS NO GOD: SNOW.
2018-03-27 - Bottom of the Barrel
2018-03-27 - Nincompoop of the North
2018-03-27 - Wack Panther
2018-03-27 - Avoid the Thirsties
2018-02-16 - U, G, L, Y
2018-02-16 - Amen
2018-02-15 - I don't like Mondays
2018-02-15 - The Uncanny Asperger's
2018-02-09 - Show me, show me, you really love me
2018-02-09 - Sick to my stomach
2017-12-26 - Fuck Brown
2017-12-19 - Commercial Break
2017-12-19 - House of the Rising Sun
2017-12-19 - Hard Truth
2017-11-26 - ...till things are brighter
2017-11-26 - ...till the end
2017-11-26 - The Perfect Shitstorm
2017-11-17 - MY QUALMS WITH STRANGER THINGS SEASON TWO:
2017-11-17 - Welcome Back
2017-11-17 - Little Bunnies
2017-11-17 - Dysfunction Junction
2017-11-17 - Boredom
2017-11-10 - The Last Thing I Posted on Facebook
2017-11-09 - To hot to handle, to cold to hold.
2017-11-09 - Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
2017-11-09 - Pumpkin Faces in the Night
2017-11-09 - YOU LOSE!
2017-11-09 - Ghost is the house
2017-11-03 - Are we having fun yet?
2017-10-26 - L'histoire Des Assassinés
2017-10-26 - Godless
2017-10-23 - Wash your Face
2017-10-23 - You had to be a dipshit, didn't you?
2017-10-23 - The Bane of all Media
2017-10-23 - Dean's Dream
2017-10-16 - Mannish Lesbo Dyke
2017-10-16 - Hand me the Clicker
2017-10-16 - Little Green Men
2017-10-16 - Bang Bang
2017-10-11 - Asshole Sun
2017-10-11 - For a Few Star Wars More
2017-10-11 - All Starred Up
2017-10-11 - Want Ad
2017-10-06 - Conspiracy Theories of the Crackpot
2017-10-06 - Turd Peaks
2017-10-05 - What's Richard Watching?
2017-10-05 - A word from our sponsors
2017-09-22 - Rick & Maury
2017-09-22 - Open the door, get on the floor...
2017-09-22 - AN OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP
2017-09-22 - America's Ass Time
2017-09-22 - It's a doggy dog world
2017-09-22 - Gay Bikers on Geritol
2017-09-22 - Goodbye Horses
2017-09-07 - Leaving Here
2017-09-07 - These friends of mine
2017-09-04 - Al Shivers is a Douche Bag
2017-09-04 - Handouts
2017-09-04 - Why I never played Stroudfest
2017-09-04 - sh "IT"
2017-09-04 - The Legend of Princess Ravina
2017-09-04 - Floodlands
2017-09-04 - Fairytale in the Super Market
2017-09-04 - Dangerous
2017-08-30 - Vintage
2017-08-27 - Main Street, Washington.
2017-08-27 - Strap on, strap off, the strapper.
2017-08-27 - Let them eat lead.
2017-08-21 - Statue of Limitations
2017-08-21 - Clarichard Explains it All
2017-08-21 - Poor, poor, whitey
2017-08-21 - An Oral History
2017-08-21 - Crazy, In-Sane!
2017-08-21 - The Letter
2017-08-12 - The Last Word
2017-08-09 - It ain't Me, babe
2017-08-05 - One for the Brothers
2017-08-05 - Pull out or Get out
2017-08-05 - That will learn them
2017-08-04 - Meet the Tuckers
2017-08-04 - The Confession
2017-08-04 - Orenthal the Bus Driving Murder
2017-08-04 - Dick's Picks
2017-08-04 - We're gonna have CAT... fish
2017-08-04 - The Fartist
2017-07-18 - Beatin' that dead horse
2017-07-18 - Crap Tin Beef Fart
2017-06-21 - The Black Hound
2017-06-21 - Is it just me?
2017-06-08 - De-liver the le-tter, thee sooner thee Bet-ter.
2017-06-08 - We should have ugly children
2017-06-08 - Jack Shit
2017-06-08 - Bill's gonna show you a thing or two.
2017-06-08 - Hail the new Dawn
2017-04-23 - Senior Year
2017-04-23 - Corpse Grinders
2017-04-23 - Down at the Golden Turd
2017-04-23 - Twelve O'Clock, Don't Be Late
2017-04-23 - Right where you left them
2017-04-23 - Take it Off!
2017-04-23 - That Fat Black Guy
2017-04-23 - Zozemflip!
2017-03-25 - Using your Noodle.
2017-02-21 - Behind the Man
2017-02-21 - Dear Marvel,
2017-02-21 - Not my Diva
2017-02-21 - Meeting People
2017-01-28 - Last Cigarette
2017-01-16 - Hail to the King!
2017-01-15 - No one want's to buy Smelly Comics, Part 2.
2017-01-14 - All this confusion
2017-01-14 - Thunder Lizard
2017-01-14 - My favorite people
2017-01-05 - NOT JACK!!
2017-01-03 - I hate music
2017-01-03 - God Bless You
2016-12-27 - Stupid little retards
2016-12-27 - Good bye Penis.
2016-12-27 - Hobart Fucking Brown
2016-12-27 - Well I'm so strung out.......
2016-12-27 - Sole Searching
2016-12-27 - We don't need no edjimication
2016-12-27 - Put a clean shirt on you fucking drunk!
2016-12-15 - Fuck You Spaceman
2016-12-15 - Happy Hoarding Days
2016-12-15 - The Incorrigible Hulk
2016-12-15 - Clearly not Monica
2016-12-15 - A cunt by any other name
2016-12-10 - I wanna kill your boyfriend
2016-12-10 - Up against the Wall
2016-12-10 - Sure it happened.
2016-12-05 - Shoot 'em in the back now
2016-12-05 - Never mind the Silver Spoon
2016-12-02 - Come Back Barry
2016-11-24 - Going out of Business
2016-11-24 - Nothing is Free
2016-11-24 - I got an idea
2016-11-24 - Race Mixin'
2016-11-15 - November 5th: The Foreshadowing
2016-11-15 - Mein Führer
2016-11-10 - I was sick that day.
2016-11-01 - Everything under the Big Top
2016-10-26 - At the Movies
2016-10-26 - Howling at the Moon
2016-10-26 - Gotta Grab 'em All!
2016-10-26 - He touched me too.
2016-10-26 - Shawshank 2: The Redemption
2016-10-20 - Inch by Inch
2016-10-20 - Invisible Empire
2016-10-20 - Shitizen Kane
2016-10-20 - Gone forever
2016-10-17 - The reality
2016-10-16 - Pussygate
2016-10-16 - Pack Up Shop
2016-10-16 - It's all your fault
2016-10-16 - Our Italian Holiday
2016-10-14 - Sillary Cunton
2016-10-14 - The day our country died
2016-10-09 - Pirates of Dentistry
2016-10-09 - Goofy looking cunt
2016-10-09 - Once again, for the kids in the back row
2016-09-30 - Slag Duty
2016-09-30 - Can't you see I'm burnin', burnin'?
2016-09-30 - That's what they want you to do
2016-09-30 - The unsung hero
2016-09-30 - His name is the Word
2016-09-24 - Shut up, sit down
2016-09-24 - Your vote counts, you don't
2016-09-24 - I told you I was sick
2016-09-24 - Thanks for ruining dessert
2016-09-06 - Garden of the Valley
2016-09-05 - Death becomes him
2016-09-05 - appropriation
2016-09-05 - Sit Down
2016-09-05 - Whip them out Wednesday
2016-09-05 - Dog Fight
2016-09-05 - It matters to people who matter
2016-08-31 - Stupid Robots
2016-08-24 - That's my Bush
2016-08-21 - Is that a Spider?
2016-08-21 - Gotta get BACK in Time
2016-08-21 - Destroying a Legacy
2016-08-21 - The Real Ugly World
2016-08-21 - The Patron Saint
2016-08-20 - The pointlessness of my existence.
2016-08-20 - You can't spell Dick without DC
2016-08-20 - Ebert on Lee
2016-08-15 - Hillbilly Hospital
2016-08-13 - Lists are for Franz
2016-08-05 - ... and we're done
2016-08-05 - Closer to the Edge each Day
2016-08-03 - That's why Kyle, that's why
2016-08-03 - Uncle Tom's Tiny House
2016-08-03 - Rules of Love
2016-08-03 - Into the Lion's Den
2016-07-28 - Women's Issues
2016-07-28 - Sweaty Church Whores
2016-07-28 - Perger World
2016-07-28 - A leg to stand on
2016-07-28 - Small town big league
2016-07-28 - Brad, the town pariah
2016-07-22 - Farewell Ugly
2016-07-22 - Character Flaws
2016-07-22 - So let them bite off
2016-07-22 - Fever Dreams
2016-07-17 - Like clockwork, every July.
2016-07-17 - This is how they make films, reprized.
2016-07-17 - You don't have Dick to kick around any more
2016-07-17 - Jesus loves the little children, Literally.
2016-07-17 - Get back to work!
2016-07-05 - Please cut my legs off
2016-06-25 - JTHM
2016-06-10 - You Wanna Be On Top?
2016-06-10 - Town Wide Yard Sale
2016-06-10 - Is this the Future?
2016-06-10 - Feel the Turn
2016-06-10 - Once again, to the Choir
2016-06-10 - Take it off, take it off
2016-06-09 - Idiots Abroad
2016-06-09 - The Greatest, or so he says.
2016-06-09 - flub
2016-06-09 - Free rides and hits of Pot
2016-06-09 - Where is that dudes thumb?
2016-06-02 - Now I'm Alone and I Can Think for Myself
2016-06-02 - This town ain't big enough
2016-06-02 - Brave New Earl
2016-06-02 - The ReBoot
2016-05-26 - The Uncanny Sex Men
2016-05-23 - The Big Mistake and what her life is like without me.
2016-05-23 - Molly Ace is a Woman Hating Junkie Piece of Shit.
2016-05-23 - For the Love of Asian Beaver
2016-05-23 - Materialized in my Living Room
2016-05-23 - The Vegan
2016-05-19 - The Unclean Cunt
2016-05-13 - Awe, he died.
2016-05-13 - Tuggin' in the Temple
2016-05-13 - Sad Max
2016-05-13 - That Dinosaur Show
2016-05-13 - My Final Solution
2016-04-19 - unfinished.
2016-04-19 - Here is looking at you kid
2016-04-19 - Off with their tails.
2016-04-19 - Oh, the blacks.
2016-04-19 - Hysterectomy Hill
2016-04-12 - One for the Fans
2016-04-12 - Yuck Mouth
2016-04-12 - Chew on this
2016-04-12 - Welcome to Wal*mart
2016-04-12 - I'm sick of fucking
2016-04-08 - So insanely tired
2016-03-30 - Salt of the Earth
2016-03-30 - Peter Cottontail
2016-03-30 - Black M&M's
2016-03-30 - Frank & Earnest
2016-03-22 - Bodies in my neck
2016-03-22 - Night on Blair Mountian
2016-03-22 - Sailors Hornpipe.
2016-03-22 - All for you Bernie
2016-03-16 - The Dirty 13
2016-03-16 - The News Station
2016-03-16 - To: Nancy
2016-03-16 - Kiss, and say good bye
2016-03-16 - Eating Cereal
2016-03-16 - I say nay
2016-03-16 - Dough Nuts on Your Lawn
2016-03-16 - Self Service
2016-03-06 - The Special Peoples Club
2016-03-06 - Bonerbusters
2016-03-04 - Bamboozled Again
2016-03-04 - Jimmy's turn to die
2016-03-02 - The choice is yours
2016-03-02 - The Walking Sonogram
2016-03-02 - The Legend of the 7th Grade
2016-03-02 - Nothing good ever happens to you people
2016-03-02 - Brown Dirt Cornhole
2016-03-02 - Dead Presidents
2016-02-16 - All the Children Boogie.
2016-02-11 - It makes no sense
2016-02-11 - Century Sex
2016-02-11 - The Word that you Heard
2016-01-23 - 1 Deck, 4,038,762,659,323,923 Cards
2016-01-23 - International Pancake Day
2016-01-23 - What's that smell?
2016-01-23 - I'll be a Rock'n'Rollin' bitch for you.
2016-01-14 - It's on top of the cake.
2016-01-14 - Do you need the service station?
2016-01-14 - Knife wounds
2016-01-14 - After M.A.S.H.
2016-01-14 - She's like the wind
2016-01-14 - Channel 17
2016-01-14 - Evolve already
2016-01-01 - Red Left Arm
2016-01-01 - Bald Head Pum Pum
2016-01-01 - The Tomato
2016-01-01 - Reefer Madness
2016-01-01 - Space Fights: The Strength Wakes Up
2015-12-25 - ...and the sled you rode in on.
2015-12-25 - Gay Apparel
2015-12-15 - Close to You
2015-12-15 - Edward
2015-12-15 - We watch our P's & Q's
2015-12-15 - Keep Dick in Dickhead
2015-12-09 - One for the fruits
2015-12-04 - Guess Who?
2015-12-01 - Crystal Shit
2015-12-01 - Sorry Charlie
2015-12-01 - Pony Meat
2015-12-01 - Only the Lonely
2015-12-01 - Stuffed like a Bird
2015-12-01 - Blaze of glory
2015-11-21 - Take the H train
2015-11-21 - Turd on the Water
2015-11-21 - You're not shocking anyone
2015-11-11 - Last Halloween
2015-11-11 - How Dry I am
2015-11-11 - The Wrong Guy
2015-11-11 - Crushed Berries
2015-11-10 - I walked in search of you
2015-11-10 - Paula Smells
2015-11-10 - Ira Nussbaum's Christian Daycare Center
2015-11-10 - Erin Go Braless
2015-10-25 - Why do I even bother? Part 3
2015-10-25 - Junkie Cats are on the move
2015-10-25 - Back to the Spectrum
2015-10-25 - Stuck in the Honey Pot
2015-10-25 - FORCE it down your throat.
2015-10-18 - You shouldn't do that on Television
2015-10-18 - The Choice is Yours
2015-10-18 - Spooks Run Wild
2015-10-18 - Goesfiners
2015-10-18 - Cock Talk
2015-10-06 - The long week
2015-09-28 - I'll be there for you.
2015-09-28 - Big Brother where art thou?
2015-09-28 - Rape Fantasy Island
2015-09-28 - A grievance
2015-09-28 - My uncle drives a Race Card.
2015-09-28 - Spooky Guineas
2015-09-28 - Soul Man
2015-09-28 - Don't ask me about sex
2015-09-28 - You take the good, you take the bad.
2015-09-18 - He left a note.
2015-09-18 - Sweater Meat
2015-09-18 - Concealed Weapon
2015-09-11 - Streaks on the China
2015-09-11 - I'm thinking food poisoning
2015-09-11 - Song Bird
2015-09-07 - May the Merchandise be with You
2015-09-07 - I got my HASHTAG
2015-09-02 - People are terrible.
2015-08-31 - It hit way to hard
2015-08-31 - If I had a Vagina
2015-08-31 - Taking the Bait
2015-08-31 - A Portrait of a House Negro as a Young Man
2015-08-31 - Great, just great.
2015-08-18 - I'm leaving the Kitchen
2015-08-15 - A Rose by any Other
2015-08-15 - Knowing is Half the Battle
2015-08-15 - Vote Goat
2015-08-15 - Puppet on a String
2015-08-15 - Grape Smuggler's Greatest Hits
2015-08-15 - Raping the Willing
2015-08-09 - Smells like...
2015-08-09 - In the village, the peaceful village.
2015-08-09 - Taking the dirt road to Corn Holler
2015-08-09 - Who do you want to be?
2015-08-09 - The Living Dead
2015-08-09 - August 6th
2015-08-09 - Brotherly Love
2015-08-03 - I can smell your pets
2015-08-03 - 90's Hipster Q&A
2015-08-03 - Chocolate Rape
2015-08-03 - The Piano Bland
2015-07-31 - J C Cruisers
2015-07-31 - Wrestling with Racism
2015-07-27 - The Pitch
2015-07-27 - Well, allow me to retort.
2015-07-27 - Dinner.
2015-07-25 - It lives
2015-07-22 - Stupid Stupid Children
2015-07-22 - Never Forget
2015-07-22 - Lil' Prick
2015-07-22 - Parenting Tip:
2015-07-22 - Squeakquel
2015-07-22 - Stick it in
2015-07-21 - Fuck da Police
2015-07-19 - Beat that dead horse Stan
2015-07-19 - Boiled Cats
2015-07-19 - Ritchie Murder Answers Albert Shivers Questions:
2015-07-19 - Breakfast of Chumps
2015-07-13 - Just like Pasty
2015-07-09 - All Apolog Eve
2015-07-07 - Define that
2015-07-06 - Keystone Cocks
2015-07-05 - Motorcycle Hero
2015-07-05 - The only way they know how
2015-07-05 - Japantie Raid
2015-07-01 - She burnt up her panties.
2015-07-01 - Restricted
2015-07-01 - Stan Lee Owns Me
2015-06-25 - Black Flag
2015-06-25 - No! Just stop.
2015-06-25 - An Open Letter to Josh
2015-06-24 - You're a little Bitch
2015-06-21 - Black Like Me
2015-06-19 - Hipster Holocaust
2015-06-19 - Transfat
2015-06-15 - Killing the Classics
2015-06-15 - White Music for White People
2015-06-06 - Speaker from the House
2015-06-06 - Fuck you all, you all.
2015-06-06 - There is no dog
2015-06-05 - Moral Minority
2015-06-05 - This is Facebook
2015-06-05 - Keeping up with the Attention Whore
2015-05-12 - The miracle of child birth
2015-05-12 - Keeping up with the Slug Trails.
2015-05-02 - Fuck you Spaceman!
2015-05-02 - Put up a parking lot over her grave
2015-05-02 - Theater of the Absurd
2015-04-21 - Know is the majority of the battle.
2015-04-21 - Ladies & Gentlemen... The Negro Problem.
2015-03-04 - Can you tell me how to get to the Podiatrist
2015-03-04 - You've come a long way
2015-03-04 - What?
2015-03-04 - Like Animals
2015-03-04 - The Public
2015-02-21 - Blame yourselves
2015-02-21 - Puff Puff Pass the Bill
2015-02-21 - It get's better though
2015-02-21 - Our beloved dead
2015-02-21 - That cat is clearly nude
2015-01-18 - Saturday Night Vile
2015-01-18 - Keeping up with the slug trails.
2015-01-18 - Pigs Feet
2015-01-12 - Dork Patrol
2015-01-12 - Don't wake the dead.
2015-01-12 - Make me proud boy.
2015-01-12 - Da Club
2015-01-01 - Bad Timing
2015-01-01 - Not Funny
2015-01-01 - Yes we have a video!
2014-12-18 - Pork Swift
2014-12-18 - The Rules of Facebook
2014-12-18 - Get a real job Johnny Depp
2014-12-18 - ...and your fucking tree too.
2014-12-18 - Numb & Dumb
2014-12-18 - All over the place
2014-12-09 - Say What?
2014-11-29 - Working in a Factory
2014-11-29 - Cosby Kids in the Pool
2014-11-29 - Giving up Pope
2014-11-29 - Goonies 2
2014-11-29 - The Verdict
2014-11-10 - November
2014-10-23 - The dreams are becoming nightmares.
2014-10-02 - All among nothing
2014-09-21 - I'm gonna miss you
2014-09-18 - Have a little fun, today
2014-09-14 - Where everybody knows your name
2014-09-14 - Stupidman
2014-09-14 - Fatitude
2014-09-08 - Happiness is...
2014-09-07 - FACT
2014-08-30 - Warm Jets
2014-08-30 - Oh what a relief it is
2014-08-30 - Specto Neckbeard
2014-08-30 - No time for love.
2014-08-30 - The Jewish Alps
2014-08-30 - Bitching..bitching again.
2014-08-28 - Ho Ho Holocaust
2014-08-28 - Never Forget
2014-08-28 - Mythical Creatures
2014-08-28 - Your Parents Music
2014-08-28 - Balcony Idol
2014-08-25 - They call it art
2014-08-25 - The deep ones drip thick goo
2014-08-25 - If the kids, are retarded....
2014-08-21 - Give us any chance we'll take it.
2014-08-21 - Teach them well
2014-08-21 - Raise your glass, watch your ass.
2014-08-21 - Punk Rock
2014-08-21 - Save me the Neck
2014-08-21 - Fifty Cents
2014-08-21 - The assholes taste like assholes
2014-08-21 - Stirring the Melting Pot
2014-08-21 - Fuck Fuck Fuck Ralphie May
2014-08-21 - Memories of Chocolate City
2014-08-18 - Apparently
2014-08-16 - Dear Flabby,
2014-08-12 - Hurry up and Die
2014-08-05 - Prison Valley
2014-08-05 - So, you've squeezed out a litter of puppies.
2014-08-05 - The New "F" Word
2014-08-05 - Click it or Stick it!
2014-08-03 - All that and restaurant reviews
2014-07-02 - Zippy the Chimp
2014-06-13 - Cat Fucker
2014-06-12 - Is this thing on?
2014-05-30 - Whatever Happened to Predictability?
2014-05-30 - GUMP
2014-05-28 - They who can not be named.
2014-05-17 - I Hate Music
2013-07-19 - ...but NOTHING!!!
2013-06-23 - Human Interaction
2013-04-23 - Infested Development
2012-02-17 - Home is where you hang your head
2012-02-17 - existential ghost
2012-02-17 - forgotten script
2012-02-17 - Dalila
2012-02-17 - Silvertone
2012-02-17 - Vision
2012-02-17 - Little Bears
2012-02-17 - Sliding Cherry Red
2012-02-17 - Stray dogs mister
2012-02-17 - It feels sticky
2009-11-01 - The Death of Ritchie Murder
2009-06-11 - I'm bigger than you
2009-05-14 - D.I.F.M.
2008-11-19 - Candyload
2008-10-11 - Rock'n"Roll is dead
2008-10-11 - I don't want no corn bread and molasses
2008-09-18 - sundown
2008-08-14 - Criminal Minded
2008-08-14 - Don't Talk to Me, Don't talk to Me!
2008-08-08 - The Diary of Mr. Frankenstein
2008-07-20 - An Open Letter to My Father
2008-07-20 - In honor of the two year dead
2008-07-20 - A history of bad journalism

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