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2018-08-16 - Keep Walking
2018-08-16 - Jamboree
2018-08-16 - Get Stung
2018-07-23 - Fruit Salad
2018-07-01 - THE INTERNET FOR DUMMIES:
2018-07-01 - Is this the Future?
2018-06-29 - Spy in the Ointment
2018-06-29 - I Need a Hero
2018-06-29 - South of the Border Patrol
2018-06-21 - Not Important enough
2018-06-21 - Stupid White People
2018-06-21 - Betty
2018-06-16 - Conversion Scale
2018-06-16 - Ask me?
2018-06-15 - The final last straw
2018-06-09 - Commercial Breaks
2018-06-09 - Untrustworthy
2018-06-05 - Degenerate Art
2018-06-04 - Boxing Day
2018-06-04 - Skill
2018-06-04 - I Ain't Got No Cigarettes
2018-05-24 - My hat in the ring
2018-05-24 - Cover Your Ears
2018-05-24 - Nice shot asshole
2018-05-16 - The doctor came over and my family stood by.
2018-05-16 - Almost a whole month
2018-05-09 - Spin a web, any size.
2018-05-09 - POSSIBLE TITLES OF UPCOMING FACEBOOK RANTS
2018-05-01 - My Mutant name is Pyro
2018-05-01 - If the kids are retarded
2018-04-12 - All that Jazz
2018-04-09 - Useless scraps of paper
2018-04-09 - Gun Crazy
2018-04-04 - Catholic Guilt
2018-03-27 - The Clean Up
2018-03-27 - REASON #382 WHY THERE IS NO GOD: SNOW.
2018-03-27 - Avoid the Thirsties
2018-02-16 - U, G, L, Y
2018-02-16 - Amen
2018-02-15 - I don't like Mondays
2018-02-15 - The Uncanny Asperger's
2018-02-09 - Show me, show me, you really love me
2018-02-09 - Sick to my stomach
2017-12-19 - House of the Rising Sun
2017-12-19 - Hard Truth
2017-11-26 - ...till things are brighter
2017-11-17 - Welcome Back
2017-11-17 - Little Bunnies
2017-11-17 - Dysfunction Junction
2017-11-17 - Boredom
2017-11-09 - YOU LOSE!
2017-11-09 - Ghost is the house
2017-11-03 - Are we having fun yet?
2017-10-26 - L'histoire Des Assassinés
2017-10-26 - Godless
2017-10-23 - Wash your Face
2017-10-16 - Hand me the Clicker
2017-10-16 - Little Green Men
2017-10-16 - Bang Bang
2017-10-11 - Want Ad
2017-10-06 - Conspiracy Theories of the Crackpot
2017-09-22 - Rick & Maury
2017-09-22 - Open the door, get on the floor...
2017-09-22 - America's Ass Time
2017-09-22 - Gay Bikers on Geritol
2017-09-22 - Goodbye Horses
2017-09-07 - Leaving Here
2017-09-04 - Handouts
2017-09-04 - Floodlands
2017-09-04 - Fairytale in the Super Market
2017-08-30 - Vintage
2017-08-27 - Main Street, Washington.
2017-08-27 - Strap on, strap off, the strapper.
2017-08-27 - Let them eat lead.
2017-08-21 - Crazy, In-Sane!
2017-08-12 - The Last Word
2017-08-05 - That will learn them
2017-08-04 - Meet the Tuckers
2017-08-04 - The Confession
2017-08-04 - Orenthal the Bus Driving Murder
2017-07-18 - Beatin' that dead horse
2017-06-21 - The Black Hound
2017-06-21 - Is it just me?
2017-06-08 - De-liver the le-tter, thee sooner thee Bet-ter.
2017-06-08 - Hail the new Dawn
2017-04-23 - Senior Year
2017-04-23 - Corpse Grinders
2017-04-23 - Down at the Golden Turd
2017-04-23 - Twelve O'Clock, Don't Be Late
2017-04-23 - Right where you left them
2017-04-23 - Take it Off!
2017-04-23 - That Fat Black Guy
2017-02-21 - Meeting People
2017-01-28 - Last Cigarette
2017-01-16 - Hail to the King!
2017-01-15 - No one want's to buy Smelly Comics, Part 2.
2017-01-03 - I hate music
2017-01-03 - God Bless You
2016-12-27 - Stupid little retards
2016-12-27 - Good bye Penis.
2016-12-27 - Hobart Fucking Brown
2016-12-27 - Well I'm so strung out.......
2016-12-27 - Sole Searching
2016-12-27 - We don't need no edjimication
2016-12-27 - Put a clean shirt on you fucking drunk!
2016-12-15 - Happy Hoarding Days
2016-12-10 - I wanna kill your boyfriend
2016-12-10 - Up against the Wall
2016-12-10 - Sure it happened.
2016-12-05 - Shoot 'em in the back now
2016-11-24 - Going out of Business
2016-11-24 - Nothing is Free
2016-11-24 - Race Mixin'
2016-11-01 - Everything under the Big Top
2016-10-20 - Invisible Empire
2016-10-16 - It's all your fault
2016-09-30 - Can't you see I'm burnin', burnin'?
2016-09-30 - That's what they want you to do
2016-09-30 - The unsung hero
2016-09-24 - Shut up, sit down
2016-09-24 - I told you I was sick
2016-09-24 - Thanks for ruining dessert
2016-09-06 - Garden of the Valley
2016-09-05 - Sit Down
2016-09-05 - Dog Fight
2016-09-05 - It matters to people who matter
2016-08-31 - Stupid Robots
2016-08-21 - Gotta get BACK in Time
2016-08-20 - The pointlessness of my existence.
2016-08-05 - ... and we're done
2016-07-28 - Sweaty Church Whores
2016-07-28 - Perger World
2016-07-28 - A leg to stand on
2016-07-22 - Farewell Ugly
2016-07-22 - So let them bite off
2016-07-22 - Fever Dreams
2016-07-17 - Like clockwork, every July.
2016-07-17 - This is how they make films, reprized.
2016-07-17 - You don't have Dick to kick around any more
2016-07-17 - Jesus loves the little children, Literally.
2016-07-17 - Get back to work!
2016-07-05 - Please cut my legs off
2016-06-10 - Town Wide Yard Sale
2016-06-10 - Is this the Future?
2016-06-10 - Take it off, take it off
2016-06-09 - Idiots Abroad
2016-06-09 - Free rides and hits of Pot
2016-06-02 - This town ain't big enough
2016-06-02 - The ReBoot
2016-05-23 - Materialized in my Living Room
2016-05-23 - The Vegan
2016-05-13 - Awe, he died.
2016-05-13 - Tuggin' in the Temple
2016-05-13 - My Final Solution
2016-04-19 - Off with their tails.
2016-04-12 - One for the Fans
2016-04-12 - Yuck Mouth
2016-04-12 - I'm sick of fucking
2016-04-08 - So insanely tired
2016-03-30 - Salt of the Earth
2016-03-30 - Peter Cottontail
2016-03-22 - Bodies in my neck
2016-03-22 - Night on Blair Mountian
2016-03-22 - Sailors Hornpipe.
2016-03-16 - The Dirty 13
2016-03-16 - Kiss, and say good bye
2016-03-16 - I say nay
2016-03-16 - Dough Nuts on Your Lawn
2016-03-06 - The Special Peoples Club
2016-03-04 - Jimmy's turn to die
2016-02-16 - All the Children Boogie.
2016-02-11 - It makes no sense
2016-01-23 - I'll be a Rock'n'Rollin' bitch for you.
2016-01-14 - It's on top of the cake.
2016-01-14 - Knife wounds
2016-01-14 - After M.A.S.H.
2016-01-14 - Evolve already
2016-01-01 - The Tomato
2015-12-25 - ...and the sled you rode in on.
2015-12-25 - Gay Apparel
2015-12-15 - We watch our P's & Q's
2015-12-15 - Keep Dick in Dickhead
2015-12-09 - One for the fruits
2015-12-04 - Guess Who?
2015-12-01 - Pony Meat
2015-12-01 - Only the Lonely
2015-12-01 - Stuffed like a Bird
2015-11-21 - Take the H train
2015-11-11 - Last Halloween
2015-11-11 - The Wrong Guy
2015-11-10 - I walked in search of you
2015-10-25 - Stuck in the Honey Pot
2015-10-18 - The Choice is Yours
2015-10-18 - Spooks Run Wild
2015-10-06 - The long week
2015-09-28 - Big Brother where art thou?
2015-09-28 - A grievance
2015-09-18 - He left a note.
2015-09-11 - I'm thinking food poisoning
2015-09-07 - I got my HASHTAG
2015-08-31 - Taking the Bait
2015-08-31 - A Portrait of a House Negro as a Young Man
2015-08-31 - Great, just great.
2015-08-15 - A Rose by any Other
2015-08-15 - Knowing is Half the Battle
2015-08-15 - Grape Smuggler's Greatest Hits
2015-08-09 - In the village, the peaceful village.
2015-08-09 - Who do you want to be?
2015-08-09 - The Living Dead
2015-08-09 - August 6th
2015-08-09 - Brotherly Love
2015-08-03 - I can smell your pets
2015-08-03 - 90's Hipster Q&A
2015-07-31 - J C Cruisers
2015-07-27 - The Pitch
2015-07-22 - Stupid Stupid Children
2015-07-22 - Never Forget
2015-07-22 - Stick it in
2015-07-21 - Fuck da Police
2015-07-19 - Ritchie Murder Answers Albert Shivers Questions:
2015-07-19 - Breakfast of Chumps
2015-07-13 - Just like Pasty
2015-07-09 - All Apolog Eve
2015-07-07 - Define that
2015-07-06 - Keystone Cocks
2015-07-01 - She burnt up her panties.
2015-07-01 - Restricted
2015-06-24 - You're a little Bitch
2015-06-19 - Hipster Holocaust
2015-06-19 - Transfat
2015-06-06 - Fuck you all, you all.
2015-06-06 - There is no dog
2015-06-05 - Moral Minority
2015-06-05 - This is Facebook
2015-06-05 - Keeping up with the Attention Whore
2015-05-12 - Keeping up with the Slug Trails.
2015-05-02 - Fuck you Spaceman!
2015-04-21 - Know is the majority of the battle.
2015-03-04 - What?
2015-03-04 - The Public
2015-02-21 - Blame yourselves
2015-02-21 - Puff Puff Pass the Bill
2015-02-21 - Our beloved dead
2015-01-01 - Bad Timing
2014-12-18 - Pork Swift
2014-12-18 - The Rules of Facebook
2014-12-18 - ...and your fucking tree too.
2014-11-29 - Giving up Pope
2014-11-10 - November
2014-10-23 - The dreams are becoming nightmares.
2014-09-21 - I'm gonna miss you
2014-09-08 - Happiness is...
2014-09-07 - FACT
2014-08-30 - The Jewish Alps
2014-08-30 - Bitching..bitching again.
2014-08-28 - Ho Ho Holocaust
2014-08-28 - Never Forget
2014-08-25 - The deep ones drip thick goo
2014-08-21 - Punk Rock
2014-08-21 - Save me the Neck
2014-08-18 - Apparently
2014-08-16 - Dear Flabby,
2014-08-12 - Hurry up and Die
2014-08-05 - Prison Valley
2014-08-05 - So, you've squeezed out a litter of puppies.
2014-08-05 - The New "F" Word
2013-07-19 - ...but NOTHING!!!
2013-06-23 - Human Interaction
2012-02-17 - Home is where you hang your head
2012-02-17 - existential ghost
2012-02-17 - forgotten script
2012-02-17 - Dalila
2012-02-17 - Silvertone
2012-02-17 - Vision
2012-02-17 - Little Bears
2012-02-17 - Sliding Cherry Red
2012-02-17 - Stray dogs mister
2012-02-17 - It feels sticky
2009-11-01 - The Death of Ritchie Murder
2009-06-11 - I'm bigger than you
2009-05-14 - D.I.F.M.
2008-11-19 - Candyload
2008-09-18 - sundown
2008-08-14 - Criminal Minded

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