2019-05-14 - 2:09 p.m.
Less than an hour into watching "The Dirt" and I achieved absolute conformation that I was 100% correct in hating all of these people my entire life.
I'm actually slipping into a pit of depression so bad that I had to stop and couldn't go any further. Not because it was tragic or sad because I felt for the band Mötley Crüe, but because I question my faith in a god that would let something like this happen.
Why was Lynyrd Skynyrd fortunate enough to have the plane crash yet all of these scumbags live? Life is unfair.
The most disturbing thing is that all of these assholes are proud of there antics and think it makes them like super cool. If I degraded women, destroyed people's property, got drunk and killed someone, was addicted to cocaine, and thought drinking another man's urine was rad, I would not only hang my head in shame but kill myself.
People wonder why our civilization is so fucked up and oppressive towards women while they glorify bullshit like this. Oh, these guys are so cool, they're brain dead morons who write shit songs and throw stuff out of windows.
The singer sounds like Edith Bunker, the drummer is retarded, the bass player is dangerously close to playing one note, and the guitarist relies entirely on a Flanger Pedal. If you pretend to be satanists though high school kids will carve your logo into a desk.
This is a testament to how bad these songs are, no one ever covers them unless they're in a crap hair band too. How can you be influential when you're wearing your own influences on your sleeve? What a rip off.
And let's address the elephant in the room, Netflix originals are fucking deplorable. With the exception of Stranger Things and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, these pictures look visually worse than reenactments from Murder Porn crime documentaries.
You could give some kids a smart phone and they could edit something together that is far superior. These movies suck and we're all lying to ourselves. If these things could have made money they would have bee released in theaters. Netflix is where films go that have no legs to stand on.
Avoid this film at all costs unless you're an idiot.
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